| Year: 1982 Kelly Nichols is Puss Malone, a female Army private who wants out of the
service really bad. She wants her walking papers so badly in fact that
she pays a stud at the local bar to get her pregnant. They go through
the motions, but as it turns out, the stud has had a vasectomy. So then
she finds a couple of privates who she gets at rigid attention and then
presses into service. They perform admirably, but alas-DUDS. So it's
back to the sexual trenches for Private Malone. Her quest for a
discharge takes a different route when she tries to convince the army
that she's nuts and thus draw a Section Eight. Her strategy here is
better seen than described. A creative, very funny look at military life
and the single woman.
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